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Javascript-Quellcode  (einfach markieren, kopieren und lokal abspeichern) <script language="JavaScript"> <!-- //Dieses Skript stammt von Michael Mailer´s JavaScripts //URL: http://www.webaid.de/js -- eMail: mm@webaid.de //Bitte entfernen Sie diesen Vermerk nicht ! var z= 50; quotes = new Array(z); quotes[0] = "Nothing is as easy as it looks." quotes[1] = "I found out she's an angel. I don't think she knows I know. I'm worried that something might happen to me if anyone ever finds out." quotes[2] = "Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonder's what the part that isn't thinking isn't thing of." quotes[3] = "Love see's love's happiness. But happiness can't see that love is sad." quotes[4] = "Why the dancing, shouting, why the skrieks of pain? The lovely music, why the smell of burning autumn leaves?" quotes[5] = "Thank you for the card with the cartoon nurse, but there's nothing wrong with me." quotes[6] = "You didn't enjoy it you never believed it there won't be a refund you'll never go back." quotes[7] = "Lad looks at other gals. Gal thinks Jim Bean is handsomer than lad, he isn't bad." quotes[8] = "I don't want the world. I just want your half." quotes[9] = "I could never sleep my way to the top, cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up." quotes[10] = "Mother nature is a bitch." quotes[11] = "It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious." quotes[12] = "Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first." quotes[13] = "Every solution breeds new problems." quotes[14] = "Trust everybody ... then cut the cards." quotes[15] = "Two wrongs are only the beginning." quotes[16] = "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." quotes[17] = "To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles." quotes[18] = "Exceptions prove the rule ... and wreck the budget." quotes[19] = "Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view." quotes[20] = "Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster." quotes[21] = "2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2." quotes[22] = "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong." quotes[23] = "Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes." quotes[24] = "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features." quotes[25] = "If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway." quotes[26] = "Best file compression around: \"DEL *.*\" = 100% compression" quotes[27] = "The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in." quotes[28] = "If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something." quotes[29] = "BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding" quotes[30] = "BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!" quotes[31] = "It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious." quotes[32] = "Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..." quotes[33] = "Every solution breeds new problems." quotes[34] = "As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing." quotes[35] = "Two wrongs are only the beginning." quotes[36] = "Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS..." quotes[37] = "All computers wait at the same speed." quotes[38] = "DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors." quotes[39] = "Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view." quotes[40] = "They say love is blind. I don't think you're blind." quotes[41] = "Everything takes longer than you think." quotes[42] = "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong." quotes[43] = "If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong." quotes[44] = "If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then." quotes[45] = "If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway." quotes[46] = "If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop." quotes[47] = "Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse." quotes[48] = "If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something." quotes[49] = "Nature always sides with the hidden flaw." //--> </script> <script language="JavaScript"> <!-- var jetzt=new Date(); var z=(jetzt.getSeconds())%50; document.write("<font face='Arial,Helvetica,MS Sans Serif'>" + quotes[z] +"</font>"); //--> </script> <p> <a href="javascript:location.reload()">neuer Spruch</a>

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